"crazedclay: SBC murderer" (crazedclay)
02/16/2014 at 16:32 • Filed to: None
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"crazedclay: SBC murderer" (crazedclay)
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No seriously.
!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
Goddamn. Meth. Not even once. legit ad too. Has other local ads listed that are... somewhat more rational.
Ravey Mayvey Slurpee Surprise
> crazedclay: SBC murderer
02/16/2014 at 16:33 |
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I think we need a group of Opponauts to start writing surrealist Craigslist/Kijiji car ads.
> crazedclay: SBC murderer
02/16/2014 at 16:36 |
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Cebu
> Ravey Mayvey Slurpee Surprise
02/16/2014 at 18:02 |
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I call dibs on secretary of estate.
Once, there was a rain dear, a rain dear to my heart that crashed onto the hood of this car. The insurance company says that the rain dear tow tall Ed my Winch Yield and Injene, so I cannot drive it L. Egale. But you can have it now, for the low price of 20,0000.00
Simplify, then add beer
> crazedclay: SBC murderer
02/16/2014 at 19:49 |
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I'll have a go:
Emperors are known for their totalitarian regimes, such as my control over this pedestrian replacement. Many thousands of moments were thoroughly placated whilst ferrying about my land of home. With morose and gloom I must remove my connection to this particular aspect of locomotion, due to intoxication and a proclivity to impairment whilst impelling from my favourite liquor establishment.
The carnage can be described in over a thousand words due to the afore-viewed illustration. Many would contend, however thine does believe that it can be buffed out.
Repatriations in the region of a wad of five thousand.